"Sam, the first night at BED when you left, Ron made out with two girls and put his head between a cocktail waitress's breasts. [He] also was grinding with multiple women. When you left crying at Klutch, Ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number. Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth." -Anonymous
Great at a lot of things, terrible at writing bios.
