Welcome to my 2020s-era LiveJournal with thirst traps! 💅
If you're 35+, I'm your y2k-era internet crush 20+ years later! 💿
If you're younger, I'm p much yr manic pixie dream milf 😼
🍒36G 🍑PAWG
❤️🔥 Home of the custom 🍆 rating poem!
😎 Mentally Unchill Bimbo™️
✍️ Writer - all poems, confessions, essays & prose are original work by Dietcoke4breakfast!
💜 And if I wrote something about you... you should be so lucky 😝
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